No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
Happened to me when i used my ex’s last name. Ostrom is way more employable than Balderas, who knew?
a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing
based on this post
still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
Six young actors gathered on a Hollywood soundstage on May 4, 1994. The six eyed each other warily, made small talk, shared smokes outside the stage door and reveled in the good fortune of being chosen for the pilot for a new series called Six of one. “That day was really strange, I was kind of like, ‘Hi, I don’t know who you are, but hopefully we’ll be working together for the next 12.000 years’.” recalled Matthew Perry.
"If you have a problem with people living their lives and being authentically who they are, you really should go and do some soul-searching."
- me: babe i love your necklace
- gf: thats me Life Alert®