I thought I was too good for the Kim Kardashian Hollwood game. I have never been so wrong.
drinking underage like
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word
what the fuck kind of fantasy world does Sheen live in
flash 9 is required to suck my dick
pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole
he knew six
when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
"You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you."
- Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy
Why can’t everything be free bruh like everyone just works and everyone gets everything free like everyone can have some good ass food and an iPhone or some shit Idk
So ugh um I guess this is low key communism…. I ain’t know
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG