pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

(via heterotp)

• patrick:hey, it's getting a little crowded up here. let's all take a huge step back on the count of 3. 1...2...3...
• joe:Back the fuck up, please.
• patrick:let's try that again. 1...2...3...
• joe:PLEASE BACK THE FUCK UP